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Paleontologist studying mass extinctions, which is a cheerful field to be in right now.
Climate modeler. I run simulations that ruin my own week. Support keeps the cluster humming.
Paleontologist studying mass extinctions, which is a cheerful field to be in right now.
Editing genes to fix rare diseases. When I'm not at the bench I'm writing grants. It's a whole thing.
Deep-sea biologist. I send robots into the dark and they bring back miracles.
Climate modeler. I run simulations that ruin my own week. Support keeps the cluster humming.
Deep-sea biologist. I send robots into the dark and they bring back miracles.
Quantum error correction researcher. Most of my job is fighting decoherence and reviewer #2.
Systems researcher. I make computers faster so your science runs sooner.
Paleontologist studying mass extinctions, which is a cheerful field to be in right now.
Building a small quantum computer in a big fridge. Help me keep it cold.
CRISPR researcher. I cut DNA for a living and it is exactly as cool as it sounds. Fund the scissors.
Deep-sea biologist. I send robots into the dark and they bring back miracles.
I study DNA repair, which is ironic given my sleep schedule.
Simulating reactions that would be too dangerous to run. Safety third, science first.
Independent neuroscientist. Left a tenured lab to do science on my own terms. Terms are: please fund me.
I find old bones and tell their stories. Fund the dig.
Oceanographer measuring exactly how fast the ice is melting. It is both my job and my ongoing existential crisis.
I find old bones and tell their stories. Fund the dig.
Mapping the neural basis of consciousness one voxel at a time. Every subscription literally pays for scanner time.
Studying octopus cognition. They're smarter than they have any right to be. Support keeps the tanks running.
Trying to make qubits behave, which is harder than herding Schrödinger's cats. Co-author tier gets my lab notebook.
I study DNA repair, which is ironic given my sleep schedule.
Computational chemist. I teach machines about electrons. The electricity bill is real.
Population geneticist tracing how traits travel through time. Fund the tree of life.
Black hole researcher. The objects I study are less mysterious than my department's budget.
Quantum error correction researcher. Most of my job is fighting decoherence and reviewer #2.
Digging up dinosaurs in places with no cell service. Every subscription funds another field season.
Black hole researcher. The objects I study are less mysterious than my department's budget.
Population geneticist tracing how traits travel through time. Fund the tree of life.
Sequencing genomes of species nobody else bothers with. The weird ones have the best secrets.
Researching robots that can fold laundry. We are closer than you'd think and further than I'd like.
Independent neuroscientist. Left a tenured lab to do science on my own terms. Terms are: please fund me.
ML researcher trying to make models that admit when they don't know. Fund honest AI.
Building a small quantum computer in a big fridge. Help me keep it cold.
Black hole researcher. The objects I study are less mysterious than my department's budget.
Sequencing genomes of species nobody else bothers with. The weird ones have the best secrets.
Simulating reactions that would be too dangerous to run. Safety third, science first.
Quantum error correction researcher. Most of my job is fighting decoherence and reviewer #2.
I study DNA repair, which is ironic given my sleep schedule.
Studying RNA because it's the molecule that runs everything and gets none of the credit.
With OnlyGrants, I have slipped the surly bonds of traditional grant funding models And danced the scientific heights on laughter-silvered experiments; I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace Where never post-doc, or even professor flew — And, while with silent lifting theories I've trod The high untrespassed sanctity of data, Put out my hand, and touched the face of natural philosophy.
Independent neuroscientist. Left a tenured lab to do science on my own terms. Terms are: please fund me.
Studying octopus cognition. They're smarter than they have any right to be. Support keeps the tanks running.
Mapping the neural basis of consciousness one voxel at a time. Every subscription literally pays for scanner time.
Black hole researcher. The objects I study are less mysterious than my department's budget.
Designing new drug molecules with AI so I don't have to think about every molecule myself. Fund the GPUs.
Mapping the neural basis of consciousness one voxel at a time. Every subscription literally pays for scanner time.
Quantum error correction researcher. Most of my job is fighting decoherence and reviewer #2.
CRISPR researcher. I cut DNA for a living and it is exactly as cool as it sounds. Fund the scissors.
Sequencing genomes of species nobody else bothers with. The weird ones have the best secrets.
Trying to make qubits behave, which is harder than herding Schrödinger's cats. Co-author tier gets my lab notebook.
Hunting for exoplanets that could host life. I stare at stars professionally. Help me find Earth 2.0.
Editing genes to fix rare diseases. When I'm not at the bench I'm writing grants. It's a whole thing.
ML researcher trying to make models that admit when they don't know. Fund honest AI.
Hunting for exoplanets that could host life. I stare at stars professionally. Help me find Earth 2.0.
Independent neuroscientist. Left a tenured lab to do science on my own terms. Terms are: please fund me.
Studying octopus cognition. They're smarter than they have any right to be. Support keeps the tanks running.
Designing new drug molecules with AI so I don't have to think about every molecule myself. Fund the GPUs.
Studying octopus cognition. They're smarter than they have any right to be. Support keeps the tanks running.